Wednesday, October 12, 2022

Fashion Advice for the Damned


Bashing one's head against a wall is only useful if the dent is meant to be an accessory.

Tip toeing around a topic is only good if the shoes are soft.

Heavy headdresses made of lead are best when paired with a bag of burdens.

Walking through mud can give your feet and legs a rather dashing shade of grey.

Holding your head high is always recommended, you never know what you'll see.

Stabbing your heart with a metaphorical blade, make sure its silver and not obsidian.

Your eyelashes are your biggest curtain, drop them with great gravitas.



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