"The world is coming to an end, Nadine, and I don't know what to do.
The fish are swimming in plastic rings and the Kardashians are showing off their shoe closet
and we are going to have to choose between excess and exceptional frugality
in order to save the planet,
and I don't think we can."
Sincerely,
A boat on the ocean
Editor's note - this line about the Kardashian showing her shoe closet vs. saving the oceans, was influenced by a piece by Bill Maher.